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[–] Linkerbaan@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

We’ve come to the logical conclusion that the only way to get government funding is to commit war crimes ourselves.

..Said Biden. “I’m going to send an extra billion dollars over there to motivate more people to join these brave teachers. Go to Israel and see what the American government can really do. And let’s not forget they won’t have to pay for healthcare over there thanks to our taxpayer dollars.”