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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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[–] cleanandsunny@literature.cafe 27 points 6 months ago (1 children)

This is funny, but also fake - unless this person was truly pissing off the cooks! Their actual salads come in little wooden bowls and look like salads. You can image search it. They give you packets of dressing and everything. I’ve never ordered one, but eaten with friends who had dietary restrictions. They never got a plate this hateful, lol.

[–] MacNCheezus 22 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

I took your advice and found some pictures of actual customer reviews, and it appears that you are indeed correct. While they might not all be the most glorious examples of salad craft in the world, they definitely look edible and miles better than what the Facebook OP would have us believe.

Please enjoy my selection:

[–] cleanandsunny@literature.cafe 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Thank you for posting images, I couldn’t figure out how!

[–] MacNCheezus 2 points 6 months ago

No problem. You're welcome.

[–] hdnsmbt@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

But they're not called Salad Hut! How can they possibly make good looking salads?

[–] MacNCheezus 2 points 6 months ago

I’d say average to decent looking salads. But the answer is, because Facebook OP apparently is either a bundle of sticks as usual, or perhaps, as others have suggested, did something to seriously piss off the cook.

Or maybe they tried ordering it during the post bar closing time drunk rush and this is all they had left in the fridge.