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I don't give a shit that she's having threesomes. I've had threesomes. I hate her because she's a sanctimonious power hungry hippocrite.
Ok pal, and I have a girlfriend in Canada
Would we know her or does she go to a different school?
Yeah, it's an expensive private school. You wouldn't know about it
I'm sorry that your life has been so sheltered and boring that you can't imagine that other people have had different experiences than you have but that's really a you problem, not a me problem.
Anybody that says they don't care about downvotes absolutely cares.
If i cared I would remove my comment instead of taunting the people who are downvoting.
You could also just ignore the posts, but instead you're responding to each one talking about how much you don't care.
Aren't FFM and FMF the same?
Two females, one male. What's the difference?
He gets to brag about two different things this way
Bragging involves embellishment. I just stated facts that were relevant to my point. Your envy does not make my simple statement of the facts bragging.
Bragging doesn't need embellishment. You CAN embellish, but you don't have to.
I was not excessively proud or boastful. I simply stated facts.
As I said, the readers jealousy of my lived experience does not make what I said bragging. That's a you problem, not a me problem.
hmm maybe the topology
Yes
When you put it like that, it sounds very much like theoretical physics
I think generally the order implies who is in the middle. I think. So FFM would imply a male and female servicing a female while FMF is two females servicing a male.
FFM is two women who are into each other and a man. In the first case it was my girlfriend, Heather, and another girl named Helen when we were 16. The girls were really into each other and I was there playing along. Much later, like 30 years later an old (20 years before) fuck friend named Terry reached out and asked if she could have a threesomes with my wife and I. We had offered in the past but she declined. In that case Terry was there for my wife and I just grabbed whatever hole was exposed at the outside of the pile. After a few visits she said that she would like to continue just with my wife. I said that that was ok but my wife declined.
FMF is two women who aren't into each other but are there for the man. I had a longtime girlfriend that my wife knew about named Heather, a different Heather. We were coworkers. When I left that job we were in a state of turmoil, I had been diagnosed as having Asperger's and being a sex addict. My wife suggested that I invite Heather over for a threesome. She came but she wasn't into my wife so we did things FMF (Heather on my face and my wife riding me sort if thing.) My wife put a lot of effort into breaking down barriers and made a lot of progress and everyone had a lot of fun. Heather lost her father and stopped coming to visit.
The MFM thing is a married woman that I've had a crush on for about 15 years who has also crushed on me. We've talked a lot but she wasn't willing to risk her marriage despite the fact that it was very stale. She sent me a note a about a month ago asking if she could ask me a question. The question was had I ever had a threesome? Two women and a man or two men and a woman? I told her what I wrote above. She said that she had talked to her husband and that he wanted to watch another man have sex with his wife. Would I consider being that man? We talked and I said that I was interested. We met (at Starbucks) and talked as a group about rules and agreed to go forward. He's not interested in having sex with me and I'm not interested in having sex with him. Is just two guys with his wife. They are about to move into a home that they have built and once they are in they will invite me over. After talking with them I got the impression that it wasn't his idea and that she pushed for it because she wanted to have me and this was a way to do it that she was comfortable with. Either way she's tall and pretty and I'm looking forward to a playdate. I told them a lot about my relationship with my wife that she could use as ammunition to argue that she should be able to have me on the side between threeway playdates.
Back in 2000 when I was 16, I had a video camera, and made the equivilant of youtube videos, on vhs tape years before youtube existed. That quote of yours reminds me of a scene I shot in a hotel. We rented a porn juat so we could have this distracting thing in the background.
The line I remember most is "We want to SCREW the wife. And we want YOU to do it."
I thought our acting, and premise of this scene was shotty at best, but it always makes me laugh because of that one line I could recording our scene.
Nice.
The first porn movie I ever watched was Debbie Does Dallas. The one I telemedicine most was a parody called Debbie Does Dishes. I think Nina Hartley was in that one. It was stupid.