Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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"Virgin" and "Fucker" are both used as insults. Damned if you "do it," damned if you don't "do it." (yiffit.net)

submitted 5 months ago by Kolanaki@yiffit.net to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

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[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You fucking lamp jiggler!

[–] hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That's like 10% racist and I don't know how to explain why

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Why would I care what a pinecone fondler has to say about it?

Quick edit: I'm gonna have to stop because I'll accidentally come up with a hurtful one and then I'll feel terrible.

[–] hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Thanks for stopping lantern fiddler.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I absolutely love that people around here have a sense of humor. I needed some silly bullshit after the past few days.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 3 points 5 months ago

In case no one told you, you've wandered into "silly bullshit central" on the internet. Welcome, have a beer, find a comfy chair!