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[โ€“] PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com 84 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

inb4 they wait until his last day then roll back the changes because functional code/unauthorized changes are against company policy and actually they need that bug to slow down the user so they don't click so fast the database crashes.

[โ€“] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 9 months ago

Oh, you cynical (and probably right) monster. Cheers!