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I used to work for a very very large company and there, a team of 9 people and I's entire jobs was ensuring that the shitty qradar stack kept running (it did not want to do so). I would like to make abundantly clear that our job was not to use this stack at all, simply to keep it running. Using it was another team's job.
Amazing. Depressing, but amazing.
remember this shit when people talk about how we can't just give people money for doing nothing
we're already just inventing problems for people to fix so we can justify paying them