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CEO Warns That No Student Involved In Protests Will Ever Be Hired At Genocide Inc.
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I blame the parents. They should have taught their children that morals, ethics, and having a conscience have no place in late stage capitalism.
It’s up to each parent to neglect and abuse their child sufficiently to make them sufficiently sociopathic. At least start them off torturing small animals.