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[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 58 points 4 months ago (11 children)

Just writing words doesn't make it legally binding. Anyone who reads this comment owes me $1,000,000 USD.

[–] ogeist@lemmy.world 41 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (7 children)

Oh shit, what's your PayPal?

Anyone who reads this comment owes me $1,000,000 USD and a kiss

[–] oessessnex@programming.dev 21 points 4 months ago (4 children)

I don't have 2 mil, how do I get out of this? File for bankruptcy?

[–] pupbiru@aussie.zone 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

on a technicality, debts like this are not legally dischargable through bankruptcy

[–] refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Ah, the student loan loophole

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What's the opposite of a loophole? That's what student loans are.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 4 months ago

a legal dick jammed up your hole

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