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submitted 5 months ago by Mubelotix@jlai.lu to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] ogeist@lemmy.world 41 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

Oh shit, what's your PayPal?

Anyone who reads this comment owes me $1,000,000 USD and a kiss

[–] oessessnex@programming.dev 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I don't have 2 mil, how do I get out of this? File for bankruptcy?

[–] pupbiru@aussie.zone 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

on a technicality, debts like this are not legally dischargable through bankruptcy

[–] refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Ah, the student loan loophole

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What's the opposite of a loophole? That's what student loans are.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 5 months ago

a legal dick jammed up your hole

[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 9 points 5 months ago

If anyone I owe money to reads this, the debt is reversed.

I'll take the kiss though

[–] narc0tic_bird@lemm.ee 9 points 5 months ago

I don't have the money, can I kiss you twice instead?