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So-Called Trad Wife Wasn’t Even Kidnapped From Village By Rival Viking Clan (www.theonion.com)
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[–] Instigate@aussie.zone 54 points 7 months ago

At press time, sources added that the stupid lemon meringue pie Busby was filming herself baking had a shelf life of three days at best, compared to the several years she could get by salting and drying cod.

Absolutely savage.