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So-Called Trad Wife Wasn’t Even Kidnapped From Village By Rival Viking Clan (www.theonion.com)

submitted 7 months ago by ZeroCool@vger.social to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Instigate@aussie.zone 54 points 7 months ago

At press time, sources added that the stupid lemon meringue pie Busby was filming herself baking had a shelf life of three days at best, compared to the several years she could get by salting and drying cod.

Absolutely savage.

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 19 points 7 months ago

They would never stand for this in Minnesota

[–] veroxii@aussie.zone 10 points 7 months ago

And shit... man, she kidnapped herself. Well sure, man. Look at it... a young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times, you know, and she, uh, uh, owes money all over town, including to known pornographers, and that's cool... that's, that's cool, I'm, I'm saying, she needs money, man.