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So-Called Trad Wife Wasn’t Even Kidnapped From Village By Rival Viking Clan (www.theonion.com)

submitted 7 months ago by ZeroCool@vger.social to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] veroxii@aussie.zone 10 points 7 months ago

And shit... man, she kidnapped herself. Well sure, man. Look at it... a young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times, you know, and she, uh, uh, owes money all over town, including to known pornographers, and that's cool... that's, that's cool, I'm, I'm saying, she needs money, man.

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