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loudly proclaiming "I'm lesbian, Brian. Penises are icky. Get your head out of the gutter, ugh."
Make them awkward once, and they won't make you awkward ever again.
Even that wouldn't always work. This woman found out I was working on my birthday (I always do, but I guess that's s big deal to some), so she came back with cake, a bottle of prosecco, and flowers. My mom was like, "Was she trying to date you??" That woman was one of the most beautiful people I've ever seen in real life, I fucking WISH she was trying to date me. I am not that lucky. It's only the men my dad's age that are trying to hook up.
So … was she trying to date you?
Sadly, no. She was just a really nice person. It's ok though, it's probably better to not date people that make you feel like a bridge troll in comparison.
And you know because you asked her?
How long ago was this again? Sorry I’m old and too lazy to go back and read your earlier comment.