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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon is a Tunisian gamer (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 105 points 3 months ago (5 children)

I find that green-text hard go believe. But let me go straight with this one - If I worked my ass to buy not only one PS5 but 2 and they got stolen or some other shit I'd probably never touch video games again and find some other hobby.

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 69 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The hacker known as Four Chan would never lie to us!

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

I've got you tagged as "nobody trying to sleep with him" for some reason and I can't remember why. This is like the 3rd time I've seen your name though. Maybe a DnD thing? Lol

[–] Technus@lemmy.zip 28 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Ironically I feel like PC parts would be easier to get. Just call it something generic on the customs declaration, they won't know the difference. A corrupt customs official or post office worker isn't gonna steal something if they're not sure they'll be able to fence it easily.

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

GPU = Airconditioner part

[–] Technus@lemmy.zip 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Motherboard: emission control unit for 2004 Toyota Hilux

[–] Alto@kbin.social 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

How can we turn a Hilux into a technical using only PC parts

[–] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 3 points 3 months ago

just install an inverter and a normal pc. Electronic warfare is everything these days

[–] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 0 points 3 months ago

just install an inverter and a normal pc. Electronic warfare is everything these days

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

I mean there are definitely PCs in Tunisia

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 14 points 3 months ago

Shit I'd probably still be in jail for going apeshit at the airport

[–] AlexisFR@jlai.lu 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Also they can just go to France to get one.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 months ago

That's the most incredible thing to me : I have a hard time believing Anon couldn't just go to France for a shopping spree. Do they even need a visa to come over for like a week or so? Then again that might be pretty expensive, depending on where they went.

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

The issue is theft of mail, I knew people who would ship products in breakdown pieces to make them worthless to steal for this reason. He should have disassembled it, and put seperate pieces in seperate packages with random parts added in. If no one person deals with all packages at a time they won't notice.

[–] Kalladblog@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

The burglar only having your best interests in mind and wants you to build a better future for yourself.