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submitted 7 months ago by ZeroCool@vger.social to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] stevedidwhat_infosec@infosec.pub 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

As much as I dislike Ticketmaster and their practices, these data breaches affect real people for the rest of their lives.

Not a good situation and Ticketmaster needs to be held 100% accountable.

[–] Sabata11792@kbin.social 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Best you can realistically hope for is a check for $7.31 and free credit reports for a year till it happens again.

[–] Zoot@reddthat.com 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Or the ranmsomers get enough money to make it no longer a viable business model...

Want to screw customers with hidden fees? Hackers will screw Ticketmaster with hidden ransoms

[–] Sabata11792@kbin.social 2 points 7 months ago

Some one needs to send the guy that did the hack this article.

[–] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

c\whooosh

[–] stevedidwhat_infosec@infosec.pub 7 points 7 months ago

Fully aware of the sub I’m in, this did still happen though and I was referring to the comments

Woooosh yourself lol