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[-] Sabata11792@kbin.social 7 points 1 month ago

Best you can realistically hope for is a check for $7.31 and free credit reports for a year till it happens again.

[-] Zoot@reddthat.com 2 points 1 month ago

Or the ranmsomers get enough money to make it no longer a viable business model...

Want to screw customers with hidden fees? Hackers will screw Ticketmaster with hidden ransoms

[-] Sabata11792@kbin.social 2 points 1 month ago

Some one needs to send the guy that did the hack this article.

this post was submitted on 30 May 2024

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