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submitted 3 months ago by Nero@sopuli.xyz to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Tronn4@lemmy.world 29 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Someone take an assload of Dawn Liquid Soap and let's scrub all the wildlife clean!

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I was there and got some of the wind on me. Most of it is in my butt crack. Chop chop, get scrubbing.

[–] Tronn4@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You're first... smacks lips

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

You know what they say: first is the worst, but second is the best. Your turn! applies minty lip balm

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

It's nature's pocket. Also make sure Tronn4 doesn't pick your pocket.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

Eh, he's earned the 3 Werther's Originals I carry in my pocket

[–] Today@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

We have to save the duckies!

[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ironic