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[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

"It's Ok, Mike, it's gonna be OK," Mike, the Polar Bear, thought to himself as he looked over the newly frozen stream. "You just gotta do it. Steve was full of shit. Your dick isn't going to freeze and break off, he was being an asshole... Just lay down like you learned and drag yourself across the ice. You can do it."