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‘Money Isn't Everything,' Says Person Who Has It (reductress.com)
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In a completely unsurprising story out of Manhattan, NY, the words “money isn’t everything” were just spoken at brunch by someone who, conveniently, has lots of it.

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[–] Drusas@kbin.run 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Money is everything even to those who think it's not. Because our capitalist system and culture with basically no safety nets here in the US is all about money.