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[–] UndercoverUlrikHD@programming.dev 35 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Any healthy adult human could though. An old friend of mine accidently killed a cat with a single kick while "defending" his cat that was being attacked (I wasn't there so don't ask how). He was ~14 years old at the time. At the end of the day, humans are large animals, most of just don't want to hurt other creatures so we restrain ourselves.

[–] IMongoose@lemmy.world 32 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Completely agree. The textbook is talking about fighting a cat to help it, not destroy it. You would get bit for sure but could easily win.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Now how big could the cat get before it is a fair 1v1

[–] m_f@midwest.social 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Somewhere smaller than a tiger, that would win 100% of the time. I'd guess 30 lbs is where things start to get serious

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 7 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Humans have fought off hungry cougars. Sadly, not all humans have.

[–] Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

But are we talking a fight before one side backs down? Or a fight to the death?

[–] psud@aussie.zone 3 points 5 months ago

I don't think cats back down unless they can run away

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 1 points 5 months ago

Actual fights between humans and cougars. The cougars get killed by other humans if they "win". The cougar runs away if the human wins.

Sadly, not all humans have. You still talking about cats?

[–] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 5 points 5 months ago

Yeah we're really World Of Cardboarding it up at all times. You know the stereotypes about crackheads being dangerous in a fight? That capacity is inside us at all times.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

I said several, but as the memory returns I'm recalling he might have claimed as much as twenty at once.