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New President of Mexico Warns of Remorseless Criminals North of Border (www.borowitzreport.com)
submitted 6 months ago by Delta_V@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] djsoren19@yiffit.net 11 points 6 months ago (2 children)

wait but, if Mexico builds a wall and pays for it, wouldn't Trump just claim it as a yuge win?

[–] Guy_Fieris_Hair@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

This was his plan the whole time.

[–] Crikeste@lemm.ee 4 points 6 months ago

That’s only if the guards are ours; they won’t be in this scenario.