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[–] jet@hackertalks.com 56 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Some people like to hover to avoid touching the seat... And this is what happens if you hover.

[–] lugal@lemmy.ml 26 points 5 months ago

And that's why people want to avoid the seat in the first place...

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 12 points 5 months ago (2 children)

i wonder how people like this existed in the ancient world where all toilets were not only communal but had no privacy.

[–] Electricblush@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You only spray poop on someone once.

Then you get told, and never do it again.

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 months ago

they would have banned you if you sprayed poop on someone else; so i don't think this applies. lol

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

In Rome, slaves would go into the bathroom to sit on the seat to warm it up so that your own personal butt cheeks did not have to touch cold stone.

I imagine the slaves would also be used to clean the toilet seat when you were done as well.

Possibly different slaves:-).

[–] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Warm toilet seats are low-key the things I miss most since my visit to Japan in April.

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 1 points 4 months ago

Then it sounds like you have a project in front of you, to find a way to make it happen at home!? :-P

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago

That was me many years ago.

At some point I learned/realized how the pros and cons stacked up -

Pros:

  • komfee

Cons:

  • 404

(Provided, I do have a pre-sit wipe policy evertim)