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[–] FiniteBanjo 19 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Also, the ER probably wouldn't need to resort to cutting a cock ring in the first place. It has no bones, just get some ice packs on it or worst case scenario do a controlled bleed on the distal portion.

[–] valkyre09@lemmy.world 48 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I’m not a fan of how casually you used the phrase “controlled bleed”

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

You know that whole "erection lasting longer than four hours" bit?

Yeah thats how they fix it.

[–] assassin_aragorn@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Well consider me afraid and unaroused

[–] Ruthalas@infosec.pub 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Excellent, then we don't need the controlled bleed.

[–] don@lemm.ee 6 points 5 months ago

Great, now they’re unafraid and aroused. Time for that controlled bleed.

[–] FiniteBanjo 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It should never be done casually, I'd let a professional physician handle it if I were you.

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] don@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

They use scalpels, which are basically the same thing.

[–] skulblaka@startrek.website 1 points 5 months ago

There are few problems in the world that a good dremel can't fix

This might be one of them though

[–] skyspydude1@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's certainly preferred to "uncontrolled"

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

True, a titanium ring has no bones. But won't ice just shrink the ring. 😉