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[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 71 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Just cut off the penis, remove the ring and then reattach the penis. Do I have to do everyone's job around here?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Sometimes I think I should get it permanently attached

[–] match@pawb.social 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Slap a summer sausage in the middle there for extra length and it's win-win

[–] CertifiedBlackGuy@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Like I tell everyone I sleep with, I got 9 inches for you, just be ready to take it in 3 doses ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ