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[–] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 96 points 5 months ago (4 children)

I sent emails for 8 months to a person named Chris that started "Hi Chairs," and they never noticed.

[–] tja@sh.itjust.works 102 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Maybe they were just too polite to mention it.

[–] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 39 points 5 months ago

I think it's a good instinct to assume the best of people but let me assure you there is nothing polite about Chairs.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

If it were me, I’d give a chuckle every time I saw it.

[–] Danquebec@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I had a job for about a year, where among other things I was making the requests to our physical document storage supplier. They are amazingly incompetent. And one thing they did is, early on, they were calling me David, while my first name is Daniel. I didn't say anything, wanting to note how long before they'd realize their mistake. They never did.

Of course, my name is the signature of all my emails.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 4 points 4 months ago

People frequently misspell my name. Even though they've just had to correctly spell my name to get the email to me in the first place. Is it not even an uncommon name, it's like being unable to spell Paul.

[–] Bearlydave@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Damn Canadians!

Source: I'm Canadian.

[–] Fillicia@sh.itjust.works 44 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I have a chain of email with mechanical engineers, subject: "welded butt plug"

We're talking about a butt welded plug. At this point I think nobody wants to be the one to change the subject.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 3 points 4 months ago

When I change a subject I always put (was: old subject)

I would hope any who change that subject to follow that style

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 32 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Chairs would never stand for that.

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago

He'd sit down and take it though

[–] Matty_r@programming.dev 2 points 4 months ago

I did the same - my bosses first name is Dean. There were many emails starting with "Hi Dead"