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Man who calls women "females" hopes to one day be allowed within 500 meters of one (chaser.com.au)

submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by Nero@sopuli.xyz to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[+] pancakes@sh.itjust.works -9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

It figures this "critical" comment came from lemmy.world, the worst instance in the fediverse. One day I hope AI finds technology to sink that that horrible instance and all of it's koalas kangaroos and sexy resettled reddit convicts to the bottom of the ocean. The comment is a good reminder to people from lemmy.world that just because you're extremely gay doesn't mean you're extremely witty.

Edit: i should have added the /s

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Sigh, how many "worst" instances exists, I know of at least four...

In the past year, I have heard that the folliwng instances are all the worst for some reason...

lemmy.zip

lemmy.ml

lemmygrad.ml

hexbear.net

The beauty of lemmy is that you can just block any instance, so do it.

[–] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm legitimately curious how so many people don't see the obvious copypasta I did of the original commenter. I even added an /s to it after the fact...

[–] secretlyaddictedtolinux@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

hmm...

it's almost as though people are so moronic and easily offended that they can't comprehend blatant sarcasm...

it's shocking!