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My anaconda (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 months ago by PugJesus@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world

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[–] FiniteBanjo 10 points 5 months ago

Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"

So your girlfriend throws a Honda
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her hind-a
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you got buns hun!

You can do sidebends, or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that high road, and tell you the butt can't go
So they toss it, and leave it and I pull up quick to retrieve it
So cosmo says you're fat, well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small,
And your curves are kickin' (and I'm thinkin bout stickin')
To the bean pole girls in the magazine: You ain't it Miss Thing
Give me a sista, can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her

~The Second Greatest MC of All Time