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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon has a typical everyday average British morning (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 137 points 4 months ago (6 children)

I know Anons are dumb, but are they voting for Nigel Farage dumb?

[–] OsaErisXero@kbin.run 36 points 4 months ago

Surely you know better than to ask that, Satan

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 30 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Anon has an American flag next to their post. They aren't really Bri'ish

[–] sparkle@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

no way 😱

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 28 points 4 months ago

They're so dumb that they're doing it ironically

[–] AlexisFR@jlai.lu 26 points 4 months ago

Well of course! Facism is the solution to an overbearing government, right?

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Well the fact that they’re bigots helps them stomach it

[–] Kaboom@reddthat.com 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Which is worse, Thatcher or Farage?

[–] cynar@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Thatcher, may she burn in hell, was far better than Farage. She at least had significant political skill, and an actual plan for the UK.

Farage is a grifter of Trump's mindset, but a few more braincells.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If he actually wins Clapton then I think we should wall the entire region off, because clearly there's some kind of mind altering contaminant in the water.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 points 4 months ago

It's probably for the best anyway just to protect the rest of us from Jaywick.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Thatcher’s thangs were thangin’ though.

[–] Kaboom@reddthat.com 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Ew.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Every time Thatcher sexily spoke about fiscal responsibility I got an inch and a half of blue steel in my sweatpants.

[–] rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago

What do you expect from the gaseous and liquid excrement of Satan?