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"She was turning tricks on the street. I was one of her regulars. After awhile she said she didn't want to charge me anymore, so here we are."
Luckily, my wife and I met in high school, so she doesn't have to rely on me for a cover story.
"We met at an orgy and the condom broke. We met up the next day so I could buy her plan B, and things just went from there!"