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[–] subignition@fedia.io 19 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I love this because what if actually? What if there's literally a buzzfeed tier list of five things to do we're missing for a utopian society? And mankind fucked it like we always do.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 28 points 4 months ago

You want the Council of Nicea where a pagan edited the Bible by decapitating people expressing ideas he didn't want in it.

[–] NeptuneOrbit@lemmy.world 25 points 4 months ago

God gave plenty more laws in the next few books of the Bible. The famous commandments about not mixing fabrics or cutting your hair? Yeah Moses of the Ten Commandments is behind that book too.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Thats assuming you're saying religion would have brought us utopia.

[–] subignition@fedia.io 10 points 4 months ago

For the sake of this wild fantasy, yeah. I'm not gonna be too picky

Who's to say commandment #11 wasn't "lmao jk ok but for real just these four things:"