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[-] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 11 points 6 days ago

The results are in Biden tested positive for caffeine and his sugar levels are elevated 🙀

[-] jeffw@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago
[-] Sanguine@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Lmao. That or an Invalid on the uric acid screen.

[-] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 days ago
[-] Sanguine@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

When a sample comes back with the creatinine levels below the cutoff (usually 20mg/dl) in addition to the "specific gravity" being off..dont ask me to explain the gravity thing cause I dont really understand how that part works.

[-] roguetrick@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Specific gravity is just the density of the sample divided by the density of water. The dissolved salt and urea make it more dense so the closer the specific gravity is to 1, the closer it is to being water.

[-] Sanguine@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Thanks for teaching us something!

[-] roguetrick@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

I figured since you named yourself after bodily fluids it was important to you.

[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 days ago

If you dilute the piss you put in for a drug test it won't register anything- most test labs will also reject it for that reason

[-] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 days ago

Aah that kind of dilute

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