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Later virgins (slrpnk.net)
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[–] BubbleMonkey@slrpnk.net 68 points 4 months ago (2 children)

They say “was a virgin” for a lot of gay men.

Bet his dick was in lots of things, just not a biblical wife.

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 30 points 4 months ago (5 children)

In general, I agree with you. But specifically Isaac Newton? The only thing his dick might have been in was a coconut.

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)

or maybe in nothing? asexual people exist too

[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

They say there are no asexuals in fox holes

[–] Shard@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

African or European swallow?

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

I don't know thaaaaaahhhhhh!

[–] BubbleMonkey@slrpnk.net 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That’s a thing, and frankly if we discount coconuts a lot more of the internet is virgin than we care to engage with…..?

If that’s what it takes for greatness, we need more coconut fuckers. I guess….?

Or whatever.

Look don’t quote me on this but smart people are weird as fuck, and a lot of them are super not into normie life..

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

And many smart people aren't great people. Maybe the percentage of coconut fuckers is just right.

[–] BubbleMonkey@slrpnk.net 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Honestly it probably is just right. Whatever the number is it’s seems to be the right number.

Maybe musk would have done better with a coconut tho.. just sayin.

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

buy twitter

call it nutter

fire half of the staff and remodel the building into the first indoors coconut farm

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Then the coconut would have a weird name now instead of his DNA copies.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

“Uh, it just happened to fall on it. In any case, here’s gravity”

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

You put the dick in the coconut and drink em both up

[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Wasn't he fairly religious?

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 months ago

so too are a lot of gay men