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[–] DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works 170 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (16 children)

In a town in Ohio I used to live in, the answer was 50. There is a law on the books that says its a misdemeanor to lap over 50 times in a day.

Edit: I was slightly wrong - its 100 times in a single session. Source: https://www.onlyinyourstate.com/ohio/crazy-laws-part-2-oh/

[–] atocci@lemmy.world 60 points 3 months ago (2 children)

In a day? These laps don't have to be consecutive for it to be illegal?

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 47 points 3 months ago (1 children)

50 nonconsecutive laps in a day isn't even that much, tbh.

As a cabbie, I could drive 25 fares a day, and if I go back to my station after the fare, then I'd drive one lap while driving the customer home and another while going back myself.

[–] atocci@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's exactly what I was thinking, anyone who drives for their job could easily be crossing the same traffic circle dozens of times a day. That would be against the law?

[–] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Spirit vs intention of law, they wouldn’t be ticketing people who do it for work, it would be for people like OP who have nothing better than be a “menace”.

I’ve thought about getting a few dozen people and just going in a loop around a couple of blocks screwing over the traffic circle. So yeah the laws probably because someone actually decided to do it.

[–] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I think you mean spirit vs letter of the law, but yeah, any time you count on cops or courts honoring the 'spirit of the law' you're probably gonna get burned.

Of course with this law nobody is gonna get burned unless they are actually doing laps. Cops don't have time to be counting how many times you went through a traffic circle in a day, they've got people and dogs to kill.

[–] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world -4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

And this perspective is entirely what’s wrong with civilization…..

[–] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Entirely, huh? Nothing else that needs adjusting? lol

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 months ago

truly, the worst part of humanity is the refusal to accept cops as our owners and gods

[–] Pandantic@midwest.social 3 points 3 months ago

If you do a “straight” (1/2 way around) does it count as 1/2?

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