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Clarence Thomas Torn Over Case Where Both Sides Offer Compelling Scuba Trips (www.theonion.com)
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[โ€“] sunzu@kbin.run 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

But the he wouldn't be a mullah :(

[โ€“] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Plus, I think his wife would kill him if he tried to quit.