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Mine was having the sudden urge to hurl a random toddler who was teetering over the edge of a waterfall.

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[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I did that accidentaly once. We were visiting Scotland and I tried to point out something and accidentally slapped a woman straight in the face. She just cursed and looked at me strangely and walked away.

[–] Tenoteve@feddit.de 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

At least you are a wizard and a pope, so you can lift the curse, right

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

I was not the wizard pope yet back then.

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

In college I was enjoying some recreational activities at a house party.

Next to me on a couch was this kid who had like low grade cerebral palsey or something. Like, legitimately, he had those arm crutch things Walter White's kid had. Never asked what it actually was.

Anyways, he laughs at something and leans back on the couch. And accidentally does one of those back punches like Bruce Lee. Like, where someone sneaks up behind him and he just hits them with the back of his fist without looking.

Anyways, dude gets me straight in the nose, doesn't stop laughing, gets two inches from my face and screams

You just got punched by a fucking cripple

And just absolutely died laughing.

He was a cool dude, and that was probably the only time he's punched anyone in his life, and it was absolutely an accident. But it was just hilarious how he rolled with it