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Shit beat me to it. My dream is the felons ticket '24
They do could a series of hip hop videos called "Trump 'n Hunter".
I'm imagining it's dark at a yuge mansion and there's lots and lots of dry ice mist. They drive up in a one million dollar supercar and Trump comes out in a black suit, white shirt, black necktie, and he's got big Gucci shades on. Hunter is also wearing a suit and tie but not as nice and his shades are smaller.
"I'm not supposed to tell you now - I'll get in trouble... But I'll tell ya now. My guys and some women too. But not so many. And central casting women. No uglies. Madeleine Albright - have you seen her? No."
"For FBI - George Santos. We are gonna investigate the democrats." Sing-song "Investigate-Investigate-Investigate... bye-bye."
"For DOJ - Scott Baio. Very, very loyal. I can do what I want. I'm gonna try the democrats a lot. Trial, guilty, jail. Official act. Barron told me 'Marionette Scott Baio'. Yeah - that."
"For Defense - Ted Nugent. He knows guns and Gaza."
"For CIA - Kid Rock. My spy guy. And I'm gonna change things so they can work in the US. And black sites here too."
"I could keep going. The big list is even greater. You'll love it."
seriously why hasn’t trump at least dropped one rap verse? he’s tapped in he was just with ot7 quanny, surely he could lay down a 16