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[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

"Liberals - they hate her. They hate her! Me? I love her. I love her." Big reveal - she comes out stage left. The audience goes "Ah!?!" and then starts cheering and a-hootin' and a-hollerin'.

She reaches her mic and starts squawking "Hey, everybody, I'm Marjorie Taylor Greene - the president's veepee - and we're gonna slay the demoncrats!" There's an explosion of rabid yelling and screaming. Trump is clearly a bit annoyed by this. He jumps right in to get the focus back on him.

"Yeah... Yeah..." He's even more annoyed because they aren't quieting down fast enough. "Yeah." They quiet down enough so he can continue. "They're done. And no more windmills. They're done too. Bad. Bad. Very bad."