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God: Makes everyone keep waiting for Armageddon.
American Evangelicals: I'll do it myself.
I'll make my own Armageddon, which blackjack, and hookers!
When they switch over from "God works in mysterious ways" to "God works through us"
I mean, that's quite literally happening, more or less. Check out the documentary Praying for Armageddon if you can find it.