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Terrified Don Jr. Awakens In Ice-Filled Tub Missing Ear (www.theonion.com)
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[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

See, taking a page from your dad "never pay for anything" playbook stops being a good idea when the people you're stiffing operate well outside the legal system.

I also love the implication that this idiots hair always looks like that no matter even after being roughed up and unconscious. Like a helmet lol