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submitted 5 months ago by cypherpunks@lemmy.ml to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 27 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I was gonna say...

"Face Shape: Cherubic.

Go-To Eyeliner Brand: Covergirl Intensify Me! Liquid Liner in Intense Black.

When Scanned At Vet Microchip ldentifies Owner As: Peter Thiel".

Where even is the satire?