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poor onion couldn't compete with reality so they had to start printing facts
I was gonna say...
"Face Shape: Cherubic.
Go-To Eyeliner Brand: Covergirl Intensify Me! Liquid Liner in Intense Black.
When Scanned At Vet Microchip ldentifies Owner As: Peter Thiel".
Where even is the satire?
Facts my ass 😡 this is clarely a lIbTaRd hit piece!! Vance's favorite eyeliner is Urban Decay 24/7 Glide-On Waterproof Eyeliner Pencil
Maybe if you weren't busy with your pronouns you would knoe that