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[–] xpinchx@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 39 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Cats have 9 lives but octopuses only have 8 arms.

[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

For German cats it would work then, I guess. If I'm not completely mistaken, they have only seven lives according to our saying.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is 7 a lucky number in German culture? 7's often considered lucky so that actually makes a bit more sense than 9.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

7 is a lucky number in Germany, I though that's wide spread? And the saying goes Cats have 7 lives. Maybe that's why German cats don't like diving in the ocean

[–] udon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

You can also go to cloud 7 instead of cloud 9, which sounds like it's closer/easier to reach

[–] xpinchx@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If you are still high, do me a favor and contemplate on how air is actually a fluid and you are immersed in it at all times.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And if you weren't submerged in it, your blood would boil as you freeze to death in a vacuum! 😀

[–] Jimbo@yiffit.net 6 points 2 months ago

Unsubscribe from death facts

[–] moriquende@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

careful, the air is thin up there

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Damn that was a next level joke!

[–] Muscar@discuss.online 3 points 2 months ago

Only if a gun can be shot once. The joke doesn't really work but it's still funny.

[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 months ago

Cat has 9 lives