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Man Clearly Gamed ‘Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Are You?’ Quiz To Get Raphael (www.theonion.com)

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[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I dunno, friend. I always wanted to be that nerd-ass motherfucker Donatello just out there "doing machines".

[–] phoneymouse@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Sure, but when I was 6 years old, I knew two things: Pizza is awesome and Cowabunga!!!

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I get it. I could have been your pizza loving, machine doing friend at 6. We just needed a fun and sarcastic friend and a bossy piece of shit to hang out with!

[–] phoneymouse@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

My cousin was in love with Donatello… he had a “lab” in his basement. I ended up being more of a Donatello-type myself in the real world. Never understood the mainstream appeal of Raphael, but we’re all brothers. Heroes in a half shell.