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[–] Kimdracula@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

I was 19 years old when a random chick literally asked me if I wanted to fuck her one night that I was jogging at the park. Like the typical virgin that I am just smiled and kept running... She was pretty, I should've just bit the bullet, especially since my sex life is non existent now.

[–] BrundleFly2077@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wakes up later in a bath of ice, missing a kidney: “Worth it!” ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ

[–] Kimdracula@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I don't live in the USA that shit never occurs here.

[–] WindyRebel@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

That’s called a prostitute.

[–] scytale@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Maybe she just wanted to become your familiar.