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submitted 5 months ago by Midnight@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] NineMileTower@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago (3 children)

What, do you think the fish just fall out of a coconut tree?

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 8 points 5 months ago

Of course not.

They migrate

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I don't know.....Gilligans Island was never quite clear how they reliably fed a group of 7 with only coconuts and fish for 3 years.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Some sort of curry would be my guess. I know I could live off that shit.

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Fishing is not hard at all. Children go fishing. It's even easier on a boat where the net does all the catching, and then a machine pulls the net up.

[–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 months ago

Settle down ken m