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[–] abc@hexbear.net 65 points 3 months ago (2 children)

all cops should be literally tarred and feathered - i'm talking the real shit too, but boiling hot tar is almost too kind of a torture than these assholes deserve.

SHE CALLED YOU!!! WHY WOULD YOU SHOOT HER EVEN IF SHE WAS AGITATED (SHE FUCKING WASN'T) - JUST LEAVE. SHE CALLED YOU AND YOU SHOOT HER IN THE HEAD (AND LITERALLY LET HER DIE INSTEAD OF 'WASTING' A MEDICAL KIT)

[–] Procapra@hexbear.net 30 points 3 months ago
[–] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 24 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Tarring and feathering is usually fatal because it causes 3rd degree burns over your entire body that can't be cleaned. So, I mean, not too bad. Personally I'd recommend tying them up, stacking tires around them and lighting them the fuck up with gasoline. A bullet to the head is too kind.

[–] NapoleonBlownApart@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Let them starve for four days before lighting the tires too

[–] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oh yeah, of course. Maybe break them on the wheel too.

[–] NapoleonBlownApart@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Somebody like that better be praying I don't come down with a terminal disease.

[–] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago

Our day will come, comrade.

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

What if we give them some sand to eat on the 3rd day? Coarse of course

[–] cmhickman358@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

Sand, hot sauce, and laxatives

A gritty, fiery trip from bow to stern

[–] NapoleonBlownApart@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

Organically sourced recycled sand (broken glass that is hammered into little pieces) that are heated up

[–] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

What's the one where you immobilise them in a canoe and feed them way too much milk and honey before leaving them in the sun for the bug to enjoy?

Do that.