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[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 63 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Remember in the primary where she inexplicably had two campaign headquarters, with two campaign managers? One was her sister, one was an actual experienced campaign manager, and they fought and didn't coordinate the whole time?

Her presidency, if it happens, is gonna be a trainwreck

[–] yogthos@lemmy.ml 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I can't wait to see her do diplomacy with other world leaders.

[–] Teekeeus@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

With normal civilized countries it'll be a disaster, but the europeans will be sure to bend over backwards for her like the good little dogs they are

[–] CarmineCatboy2@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

queen victoria could have had three lobotomies and the empire would still stand

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

every time someone mentions queen victoria I think of this Mitchell and Webb sketch where she breaks decorum over the smell of linden trees

[–] CarmineCatboy2@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

she almost prevented the colonization of britain by america. the lindens are why brexit happened

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] I_CAST_BEAM_OF_BATS_I_CAST_BOLT_OF_BATS@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You're inadvertently selling me on a chaos Kamala ballot here, depends on the VP I guess

[–] jackmarxist@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Which chaos god does Kamala worship?

[–] HamManBad@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

All of them, just to be safe both-sides

[–] Gay_Tomato@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Running for us president really is kinda like becoming the everchosen isnt it?

Slaanesh. Obviously not in the most famous way volcel-kamala but she pretty much has every other path of worship covered. Like shes constantly high/drunk and tortured people as top-cop

[–] Breath_Of_The_Snake@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Her failing upwards constantly has strong “just as planned” vibes

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

Maya Harris, potential future US ambassador to the UN

lmao

[–] Magjee@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

That primary campaign didn't even get to Iowa