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submitted 5 months ago by can@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] PythagreousTitties@lemm.ee 26 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"The people who love you want you dead, not injured!”.

That's... Actually a very valid concern.