Oooh mushroom gravy is a great idea. Just a little can of blended mushroom with flour/oil/almond milk.
Well I did say "for same reason lots" XD so yeah, basically.
Then sales reps can rope in new people with "It's industry standard! It's easy to hire people who know this!"
Based purely on names, about 90% of those are HARD pass from me.
The other 10% are a soft pass.
Well for the same reason lots of not great software is used.
It was once the best (or only) in the market, and now it'd cost literally millions of dollars to change in training/conversion/hardware changes. As long as we keep above the "We cause less damage than a change costs" folks stay.
Heh, yeah but my metrics don't care about how many trucks I roll! Just how long my calls are! "Modem restart didn't work? Truck will be on its way." "Modem restart didn't work? Truck will be on its way." X100
100 calls an hour BABY.
sigh
So I work for a large enterprise type software with a database. And because our installer is trash, we don't trust clients to do it. It's very common for the installer to error out with SQL error messages and we have to go fix things in the database. Think stupid things like if a value is null in one field, installer crashes.
So they call in, get paperwork for a test upgrade (we require they upgrade a test database first), then after they email that paperwork and it's approved by management, the call to schedule the test appointment happens. Then 3 days before the actual appointment, we can call them and transfer via Bomgar the files they need. Because we don't wanna give them the needed files early for... reasons never explained properly to me.
Then the actual install/upgrade call happens.
Then we do it all over again for the live.
Welcome to corporate policy that's been building over 20 years, and never cut back. Things get added to the install process, never removed.
There's always next weeks call deflection meeting for me to try again!
I haven't been uninvited from it yet! But yeah gotta love these "problem solving" meetings from management, where they don't actually want to give any resources or allow any policy changes to come from them.
Bikes are the rides of libertarians.
No license
No registration
No taxes through gas
Just hard work and freedom!
Most undocumented immigrants in the US enter legally then never leave.
The idea that most cross the border on foot isn't supported by data.
We use datediff in sql and let God handle the rest.
"Oh but they're in different time zones" "Oh did you account for if one is in day light savings and other isn't" "Aren't some of these dates stored in UTC and some local?"
Are all problems I do not care about.
Don't worry, medical care is now government funded in the real world! The taxes you paid prior to falling into a coma covered you.
This is in no way a ploy to get you to wake up so we can put you in the medical work camp because you owe us 17 million dollars.
With love, Kind and gentle Medical industries inc*
*A fully owned subsidy of Nestlé
I'm annoyed that worked.
I had already reset the CMOS, but this time after installing it with the PSU off and battery out I went and had dinner.
I am now fully upgraded and running!