My pocket calculator: does not run anything

Conclusion: my pocket calculator wins. Always

Skill issue

The correct name is "waste of time"

From my experience, people this noisy are unlikely to be cooperative about it. Or anything else

If you want a TLDR: every time dating apps work, they lose two customers, and they don't want that

Also known as "incandescent lightbulb"

Ability to regrow lost teeth

I believe these actions will make us stronger and deliver significant value for our shareholders

Yeah, fuck people, it's all about the shareholders

Bugtober?

Atomic bomb are also dangerous because if someone end up launching one by mistake, all hell is gonna break loose. This has almost happened multiple times:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_nuclear_close_calls

We've just been lucky so far.

And then there are questionable state leaders who may even use them willingly. Like Putin, or Kim, maybe even Trump.

Also .jar files. And good ol' winamp skins. And CBZ comics. And EPUB books. And Mozilla extensions. And APK apps. And...